One bright spot: Fucito’s first MLS start. If he gets more playing time, the onus is on him to put in that much effort day-in and day-out. At least the Fucito worshipping around the interwebs never gets old, if only I could say the same….

Brek Shea. Man or rodent? Pesky, certainly.

Why such a ghastly, deathly, dreary long-ball of a performance? Even with Zakuani healthy, can you remember the last time we had real bite and threat in the attacking third? Friberg’s touch was terrible. Switching out the fullbacks out was a disaster. (Not a good sign for the long summer ahead). Rosales was off. And Republican climate solutions get us further forward than all that Sounders possession.

Yay! Just boot it! Clear-cut the rain forest!

I’m going to stop here. We need goals. Please.